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The Letter S Sues Apostrophe Industry for Disenfranchisement

What is the deal with people using apostrophes to make words plural? I saw a giant sign a couple of days ago advertising “Condo’s For Sale” at the entrance to this new development. I also saw one of those roadside signs stuck in the ground that said “Hey Mom’s! Make money at home now!”

(Insert scream here.)

Unless a large chunk of the world blacked out during grades 1-12, I have no idea where this came from, but it needs to stop. People do notice, and if you mess up something on a sign with fewer than ten words on it, why on earth would they trust you to build them a condo or help them start a new career at home?

Mistakes happen, but if large amounts of money are on the line and all you have to do is proofread a sign or a letter, proofread it again and again. Then have other people proofread it, too.

For the record: Never, ever make a word plural using an apostrophe + s. An apostrophe with an s indicates possession. Therefore, Let’s weigh the pro’s and con’s is incorrect. I actually saw this on a greeting card. It’s simply Let’s weigh the pros and cons. Now that I’ve pointed this out to you, you will see it everywhere.

The letter s does not like being ostracized from other letters in a word. Representatives of The Letter S Foundation are now taking legal action to regain its rightful place in the family of letters.

You can read more ranting about apostrophes in my writing guide.

January 11, 2008   No Comments